Secondary Inspection

Bald eagle, closeup of head and shoulders showing distinctive white head feathers, yellow beak and brown body and wings, Haliaeetus leucocephalus, Haliaeetus leucocephalus washingtoniensis, Kachemak Bay, Homer, Alaska

Bald eagle, closeup of head and shoulders showing distinctive white head feathers, yellow beak and brown body and wings.
Image ID: 22582
Species: Bald eagle, Haliaeetus leucocephalus, Haliaeetus leucocephalus washingtoniensis
Location: Kachemak Bay, Homer, Alaska, USA

Going to try my hand at photographing some bald eagles in the cold. Up at 4am, shower, throw the bags in the car, down I-5 to the airport, drop the car at the lot, shuttle to the terminal. At the ticket counter manage to score a seat in an row by myself, all is looking good for a day of travel! Get to the security checkpoint, the line is never very long at such an early hour, so I get to the security x-ray guy who motions me through. And, as always, the x-ray guy sees all the metal, electronics and leaded glass in my camera backpack and calls out “hand inspection please”. OK, this always happens, no problem, it will just take two minutes while they swab my gear and put the sensor swab in the computer to check for bad stuff, nothing there, pick up the cameras and look them over, place them back in the bag and tell me to have a great flight. Only this time, the alarm goes OFF. What? No problem, just check it again, must be a malfunction. The guy checks it again, fresh swab and BEEP BEEP BEEP. More alarms. OK, what the hell? Inspector Detector, giving me the half-smile-half-frown that he and all his buds learn in security inspector school, says please wait here. A few minutes later Senior Inspector Detector arrives, and they proceed to swab my gear three more times, each time setting off the alarms. By this time the crowd is checking me out, alarm guy. Oh, isn’t that special, there’s a red light that flashes with the alarm. Nervous? Hell yeah I’m nervous, I’m going to miss my flight. I’m going to have to call Tracy at 5am from some FAA cell and tell her I need a lawyer well versed in FAA-speak. This goes on for what seems like 20 minutes. I’m doing my breath exercises trying to calm my chi and get into the zen and tune all this out. It’s not working. I know these guys are going to send me to Abu Gharab or Guantanamo or something. At least Bush is not in charge anymore, so there is a limit to how bad this can get. Finally, Super Senior Master Inspector Detector arrives, suggests that perhaps the machine is malfunctioning and let’s try testing the gear at the next station. Holding my breath as they swab my gear yet again, I wait for the verdict. Alarms? Lights? Nope just “have a nice flight.” Wow, no flowers? Not even going to buy me dinner? Not sure how I am supposed to feel after that special experience.

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One Comment

  • Jennifer Greer says:

    These are the most amazing Eagle pictures I have ever seen! Thank you so much for sharing!